Phil Lebovits likes to talk about himself in the 4th person. He has no idea who this other person is, but he knows it’s drinking his coffee.
When not getting all worked up about income inequality and racial profiling, Phil likes to make fun of ethnic homeless people.
A Gemini by trade, Phil believes, despite protests from Copernicus, that the sun truly revolves around him.
Phil lives alone and yet still enjoys the company of Phil. He once threw a dinner party for himself but forgot to tell Phil… so the noodles got cold.
Phil welcomes you to his cerebrum and only asks that you wipe your feet before entering.